Here is my first column for 10 Things Jesus Wants You to Know fanzine, where I rant about STUPID PEOPLE.

And in this column for 10 Things I talk about how punk rockers today have it so goddamn easy!

And then I decided to rant some more about stupid people in 10 Things. I can't stand 'em, so here that is.

In this column, I talk about my brilliant idea for creating punk supergroups using the model perfected by the Harlem Globetrotters.

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